I think there exists a mathematical theorem that posits that a band's greatness is directly proportionate to the mean group weight divided by band members times the amount of ugliness plus the assumed amount of stench created by the band. But I haven't had a math class since I was a junior in high school so this might not be exact. But if we're to follow this equation there's little doubt that Poison Idea were possibly the best American punk band (perhaps of all time). When you've got band members who are so fat that they play sitting down, you've got a pretty kick ass band. It's that simple. Fuck all these well groomed, walking sticks boppin' around Williamsburg. Keep rock ugly. Pig Champion, you continued to be missed.
Queens of the Stone Age – Villains (2017)
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