Saturday, June 11, 2011

Die Haut-Schnelles Leben

A Lucid Direction.

"But now, Hans," said a Chicago butcher to a Dutch farmer, "how can I find the hog that I have bought?"
"You comes mit mine farm."
"But how shall I find your farm?"
"You shoost goes dot Clark Sdhreet out and turns to de right till you comes to a fence mit a hole in it, den you turns up to de right for a while till you sees a house and a big hog in de yard. Dot's me."



  1. Hello, Jerry. I'd love to hear this one; any way you could re-up it? Much obliged, whether you can or not...

  2. I'll probably get around to the reups sometime in the future.

  3. Seconded - I've never heard this one.