Dubbed "The Man with a Thousand Fingers," this guy does more shredding than any of your dudes who work at guitar center (if you've ever been into one of those places you know exactly whom I'm talking about). Hmm, from the photo above I can only see a few digits, so I'm guessing his body is covered with those extra phalanges. But from the sounds recorded herein, it does seem possible that there are several other secret hands involved. I'm not much a fan of wanky guitar, but this shit is just too good to fall into that category. And he looks pretty cool on the cover too. More people need to put on suits when they play. What happened to class people?