Don't want to hear it. If you're going to be a crybaby then just collect your tears in a tear jar, label them, and put them on your tear jar shelf, Tearsis. I know a lot of people cringe at the mention of this band, but a lot of people are a lot of assholes. Band name, cover art, lyrics--sure they can all be offensive, but so can these uggs boots and I'm not going to e-mail anything about those. So if you're not going to cry, you might enjoy the utter ridiculousness of the band formed by SST pool boy, and Black Flag crony, Mugger. I don't care what anyone says, I still think this album is fun.