I live in Morgantown WV, at least, that is until I finally push the reset button on my life. Many of you are probably unfamiliar of what this town is like. Because of that, I've decided to conduct some studies and observations around town and report back to you what the natives seem to prefer. Here is a list of my findings:
5.) Standing on corners.
Not sure why this is considered a past time but this town is full of malingerers who tend to gravitate towards intersections with the intent of congregating. Discussion seems to be kept to a minimum however.
4.) Getting fat.
Never in my life have I seen more people bound to a wheelchair due to their weight. And I live in America.
A filthy habit that nearly everyone here seems to enjoy. It's impossible to walk downtown and not step in some repugnant, bacteria infused slime produced from the mouth of some syphilitic cro mag.
2.) Yelling "hey faggot" at me.
This used to be a daily occurrence. And that is not a joke. As my friends in town and they'll tell you this is true.
1.) Making psychedelic, proto-Christian rock albums.
Well, I can't say this happens that often in town, but Mind Garage did hail from here and that's more interesting than writing about the ingrates I typically have to deal with.